shslequius:

"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

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felizlevidad:

*7th grader voice from 2006* haha google blue waffle

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dulioskoolio:

beyonce doesn’t win grammys grammys win beyonce

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awkwardvagina:

i have an alarm app on my laptop that has an option to take a photo of you when the alarm goes off so i decided to use it. most of the photos look like these

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and then theres the time i was i possessed 

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thegirlnamedrachel:

my dads name is michael crawford which is, consequently, also the name of the original phantom from phantom of the opera and there was that one scene from high school musical where corbin bleu was like “my mom has a picture of michael crawford inside our fridge” and boy did that confuse me as a child

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miketooch:

hiyamiles:

buy me cute underwear and i will let u see me wearing it 

If I buy you nothing, can I see you wearing that?

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archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

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